You tell me...

Chanchito,

When you are a man...sometimes you wear stretchy pants.
In your room...for fun.

Nacho Libre

From a Student. To me.

Yes. I'm serious.

No. I do not know what it means.

Bad Quiz

You didn't do as well as you thought you should have done on the quiz? And now you want to talk to me about WHY you received a 65% on your quiz?

You want to know WHY?

You marked the WRONG ANSWERS, that's why.

Read your fucking book, Dumb Ass.

Excuse Note

Please excuse my room-mate from missing the quiz on Monday. She was helping me because I was feeling suicidal at the time.

Makes perfect sense to me.

Jesus.

Confessions of a Cranky Professor

No.

It is NOT an "open book" quiz.

Dumb Ass.