Presentations

Dear Professor,

I wanted to let you know that I need to make other arrangements for the final group presentation. I am terrified of speaking in public. Is there another option for me?

Dear DumbAss Student,

Your group is scheduled to present...tomorrow. You have had exactly 9 weeks to inform me of your stage-fright. Pull your shit together, fuck-twat. Your group is depending on you; your GRADE is depending on you. Present or Fail, fuck-tard. There is no other available option at this time. Kindly bend yourself over this chair and I'll strap on my trusty fuck-plunger... Had you been in contact with me earlier, we could have made other arrangements.

WHAT THE PRICELESS FUCK?
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